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Stung

It was the only way she could think of to escape her family for a day - just one day. She wasn't ungrateful. It had been an amazing holiday in a stunning place; but to spend all day, every day, for two weeks, with your parents and baby brother... well let’s just say that she was ready for a change; some adventure maybe. Her mum hadn't been happy when Alice had spotted the sign. "Absolutely not!” said her mum. “Scuba diving is dangerous; there are sharks out there!” She poin

Going Viral

I awake with the dawn and lie, eyes closed, listening to the sounds of the morning: the slight rustle of the curtain responding to a breeze passing through the open window; the morning birdsong encouraging me to start my day; the distant lowing of cows in the fields. I am reluctant to move this morning though. I sense my neighbour leave for work, her key turning in the lock; hear children leaving to catch the school bus, their chatter eager and bright; and downstairs, my cat

Peony

I received a box; a long, flat, cardboard box, that made no sound at all when I shook it gently. There were no clues on the packaging. What could it be? Who was it from? The postman handed it to me, with a wink, and for some reason I was slightly offended - what did he think he knew, that I didn't? I delivered a curt thank you and then took the package inside, laying it on the table in front of me; not wanting to spoil the magic of not knowing. I looked at the box for a long

Match Day

A real-life story based on my first experience of a rugby league game in September 1978 I had waited so long! Years of watching my dad and uncle, nan and grandad disappear every Sunday afternoon—climbing into my grandad's old Triumph and driving down the road, scarves trailing from the rear windows, taunting me. I used to stand miserably, with my chin on the window ledge, refusing to move until the car was out of sight, the last of the exhaust fumes carried away on the wind

Watching the World go by

I enjoy the peculiarity of people, I always have; and sit for an hour every day just to watch and imagine. Today, I position myself deliberately in the window seat of the café, opposite the marketplace. The library is on the corner opposite, and all sorts walk by: the breadth of humanity, from ladies to farmers, mothers with children, and at three, the school bus empties - a whole new world. I sit with a 'bottomless coffee', a genius idea that allows me to witness the world f

Grand Ambition

Tim dropped his spoon, and his porridge splattered all over the cloth. "Bloody hell!" He heard the words come out of his mouth before he could stop them. "Language!" His mum was not impressed. "...and at the breakfast table as well." She tutted as she scrubbed at the mess with a cloth, "What prompted that outburst?" "Erm nothing," replied Tim sheepishly, "I've had enough anyway. I'm going to be late." Before she could argue, he grabbed his rucksack and phone and ran out of

Suzy and I

Date: 2030 I was nervous throughout the interview. Any relevant experience I’d had seemed so long ago, but I really wanted this. I took another deep breath as the interviewer looked down at his notes. “Final question…” I held my breath. “…tell me why you want a job after all this time.” I exhaled slowly. “I want my life back.” His eyes narrowed and he looked as though he was going to ask me to clarify, but he didn’t. Maybe it hadn’t been the right thing to say, but it had b

The Road to Luxor

We stood at the kerbside waiting for the taxi, the luxurious all-inclusive hotel behind us and adventure in front. After a week of lazing by the pool and reading, we were ready to see the wonders of the Nile. The taxi arrived, its boot slowly rising, a response from a signal inside the car. The driver didn't get out, neither did he speak as we got in, instead pulling out into traffic before I had even fastened my seat belt. "Good morning.'" I offered. No response; that's

The Right Resolution

Half asleep and half frozen, I stood at the end of the street, stamping my feet and blowing into cupped hands before thrusting them deep into my pockets. That first get-up after the Christmas break was always going to be awful: tossing and turning half the night, despite my good intentions and going to bed early, dragging myself from a deep, dreamless slumber to switch off the irritating sound of the unwanted alarm clock, and having to dress and eat an unwanted breakfast at t

The Year that the Swifts Didn't Come

It was the year that the Swifts didn't come. As April passed into May, a heavy depression settled on Jeff. It didn't bode well. Migrating Swifts had been in decline since the late '90s, but somehow he kept hoping, year after year, that there would be an upturn. The problem wasn't limited to the Swifts either: the Spotted Flycatcher, Cuckoo and Nightingale were also in sharp decline, and Turtle Dove numbers had crashed by 98% since the 1960's - they were now on the black list

Le Chat Noir

The cat sat on the fourth step, her eyes darting left and right, whiskers twitching, as she surveyed the room. The fourth step was the best place to be - she had learned this through experience. Any higher and she lost her view of the room; if she sat on the third step she would be noticed by Antoinette and shooed away with a feather duster or tea towel; on the second step, she would be clearly visible, and kicked and cursed at by Pierre; and on the first step she would be vi

Money For Old Rope

A short story, written after a visit to Peak Caverns in Castleton, Derbyshire and published in the online magazine, Cafelit Bert Marrison sat in the cave mouth on a rickety hazel stool. It was 1970 and he was 85 years old; too old to be a rope-maker any more, with his gnarled and deformed hands, but not too old to fend off the returners. In fact, his age – in this role – was a definite advantage, as even the roughest and most foul mouthed of the lead miners would stop shor

The Eye of the Needle

“Name please?” Simon looked up at the bloke in front of him; he didn’t look anything like he had imagined. No robes, no big book. No pearly gates for that matter – obviously a myth spread by Sunday school teachers. Just an ordinary guy in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with a slogan scrawled across it ‘ Eye of a Needle’ . He hadn’t heard of them, must be a foreign band. “Erm, Simon, Simon Cavanagh.” “And have you completed your questionnaire?” “Questionnaire? I’m not s

Bruno, the best dog in the world

I hobbled clumsily down the seven steps from the front door to the street; steps worn shiny by over two hundred years of feet passing up and down: tenants, tradesmen, and for the last eighteen years, our family. I usually skipped down the steps, my mind on other, mundane, things, but today I was totally focussed, manipulating my crutches and trying to remain upright. Once on the level, I made my way along the pavement, negotiating up and down kerbstones and across roads unt

Refugee

I stole the coat. The phone was in the pocket along with a bar of chocolate that I ate immediately. I don't know why I took it - I've...

The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

She stood at the window. This should have been the greatest moment of her young life, but all she felt was the clench of nerves in her...

Miniature Worlds

I have always loved the idea of miniature worlds: a whole community of sea creatures living almost invisibly in a rock pool, an army of ants building their intricate world and feeding their queen, beehives - a world of honeyed hexagons, the insects that live their whole lives in the bark of one tree. This inevitably informed my early reading material: The Borrowers by Mary Norton - a family of tiny people living in the walls of an ordinary house; CS Lewis' Chronicles of Narni

When Life gets Messy

Harry jolted awake as the front door slammed. Jenny looked flustered as she deposited a cardboard coffee cup on the table and shrugged...

Found

As the crack of light widened, my heart raced. At last, the possibility of one last performance. I had lain here since 1974, fifty years...

Tick Tock

I opened my eyes. Slowly, millimetre by millimetre, until I could see a smudge of blue sky through the dusty haze; a soupy mist which...

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